Friday, June 17, 2011

The Most Rockin Of Rock & Roll Guitars!

Trade number four DONE. I present to you the stuff mosh pits are made of. THE MOST ROCKIN OF ROCK AND ROLL GUITARS! THE FENDER SQUIRE!

(Eat your heart out jack black.)

This is a guitar. One of the most classic guitar brands of all time. Every time you play this guitar, you are instantly surrounded by awesome laser lights, fog machines, intense wind that will blow your hair back like you are shredding in the middle of a hurricane, and only the most unscrupulous of groupies. Scientists say playing this guitar is kind of like getting a finger-tip massage from a Greek god. Also it's red, so it goes faster than most other guitars.

 (Not pictured: Massive amounts of high fives you will be receiving for playing such an AWESOME thing. Also fog machines.)
This was traded to me by the Gentlemen at Kings Pawn in Venice, Fl. These guys are awesome. Just look at them!

(Pictured: Awesome dudes.)

If you have something to trade for this AWESOME PIECE OF ROCK AND ROLL, let me know! Here is a list of a few people that (probably) play fender squire guitars:
Bill Clinton
Genghis Khan
Joan Of Arc
Johnny Depp
Albert Einstein
Anthony Bordain
Every single member of the British royal family.... (Probably)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Manliest Manifold



This is a 4-barrel aluminum intake manifold that will fit any 350 cu. in. Oldsmobile motor. Circa 1968 through  1980. Now, I'm not really sure what that means, but it sounds awesome. I have a feeling that if you put this in your car, you will be able to go so fast, your face will litterally melt off, and not just a little. I'm talking serious, alien ray gun blast to the temple, face melting.


It is the manliest thing I have ever had the privilege to hold in my hands. It makes me want to eat a steak at a monster truck rally while talking about fighting, explosions and bears. It was traded to me by my new friend Kenny. Here's a picture of Kenny being awesome with his new blender.


Thanks Kenny! You are awesome, and I wish you nothing but the best! I am now one manifold closer to my boat. If you or any one you know would like to trade me for this amazing piece of car, please send me an email! I would love to hear from you!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Serious Business Blender

The second trade in the series of awesome trades has happened! Behold THE SERIOUS BUSINESS BLENDER.

It was traded to me for my Crock Pot Of Justice by my friend/coworker Katie! Thanks for being awesome Katie. Enjoy fighting crime! (Artists rendition below.)

Now don't let
 the appearance of the blender fool you. It is by far the most serious blender ever made. Look at all the buttons on the thing. Buttons are directly proportional to the amount of SERIOUS BUSINESS something has. Don't believe me? Put some fruit in the thing and push the button all the way to the right and watch what happens.


What's next!?!? Stay tuned to find out!

Monday, February 28, 2011

The Crock Pot Of Justice!

IT FINALLY HAPPENED! After an (almost) full week of waiting, I made my first trade today. Say goodbye to the most epic teapot, and hello to the CROCK POT OF JUSTICE!

(Welcome to hell.)
Now I'm not saying this is the best crock pot ever, but this is the best crock pot ever. Just look at it. You could FIGHT CRIME with this crock pot. Or make some seriously gnarly chili. Or both. I don't really care.

I would like to thank my friend Tiffany for trading with me! Now, normally I would post a picture of us trading, but we were both at work at the time, so instead, here is an artists rendition of how things went down.

Thanks for being awesome Tiffany.

What will be next? I have no idea. If you're interested in the crock pot, please hit me up, but only if you are ready to be seriously awesome.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Most Epic Teapot

My name is Keith, and I like to party.

Originally from Boston, I've lived most of my life in Florida, and currently spend my time as an art student in St. Petersburg, Fl. I really love the ocean. I love going to the beach and spending the whole day just doing beach stuff. I also love traveling. I travel constantly. I want to see the world and take pictures of everything. 

(That's me doing ocean things.)
Here is the point. I have a question for you. What is the most epic thing in the world? I will give you a hint. It's my teapot. 
And I want to trade it.

To you.

I want to trade it for something a little bit bigger or awesomer. (Yes, awesomer.) What does that mean? Well, what do you have? A toaster? A bike tire? I don't really know.

My goal: a boat. Specifically a sailboat. An awesome one. I want to live on a boat, sail around the world, take pictures and be more epic than any one or any thing that has ever epic-ed before.

If you trade with me, not only will I put you on my blog, I will write a bio for you explaining to the world exactly how awesome you are. (Which would be EXTREMELY AWESOME.) If you're interested in trading with me, please hit me up with an email at