(Welcome to hell.)
Now I'm not saying this is the best crock pot ever, but this is the best crock pot ever. Just look at it. You could FIGHT CRIME with this crock pot. Or make some seriously gnarly chili. Or both. I don't really care.
I would like to thank my friend Tiffany for trading with me! Now, normally I would post a picture of us trading, but we were both at work at the time, so instead, here is an artists rendition of how things went down.
Thanks for being awesome Tiffany.
What will be next? I have no idea. If you're interested in the crock pot, please hit me up, but only if you are ready to be seriously awesome.