It was traded to me for my Crock Pot Of Justice by my friend/coworker Katie! Thanks for being awesome Katie. Enjoy fighting crime! (Artists rendition below.)
Now don't let
the appearance of the blender fool you. It is by far the most serious blender ever made. Look at all the buttons on the thing. Buttons are directly proportional to the amount of SERIOUS BUSINESS something has. Don't believe me? Put some fruit in the thing and push the button all the way to the right and watch what happens.
What's next!?!? Stay tuned to find out!