The Manliest Manifold

THIRD TRADE DOWN!!!

(Boomtown.)

This is a 4-barrel aluminum intake manifold that will fit any 350 cu. in. Oldsmobile motor. Circa 1968 through  1980. Now, I'm not really sure what that means, but it sounds awesome. I have a feeling that if you put this in your car, you will be able to go so fast, your face will litterally melt off, and not just a little. I'm talking serious, alien ray gun blast to the temple, face melting.

(Sweet.)

It is the manliest thing I have ever had the privilege to hold in my hands. It makes me want to eat a steak at a monster truck rally while talking about fighting, explosions and bears. It was traded to me by my new friend Kenny. Here's a picture of Kenny being awesome with his new blender.

(Awesome.)

Thanks Kenny! You are awesome, and I wish you nothing but the best! I am now one manifold closer to my boat. If you or any one you know would like to trade me for this amazing piece of car, please send me an email! I would love to hear from you!

The Serious Business Blender

The second trade in the series of awesome trades has happened! Behold THE SERIOUS BUSINESS BLENDER.

(Nice.)

It was traded to me for my Crock Pot Of Justice by my friend/coworker Katie! Thanks for being awesome Katie. Enjoy fighting crime! (Artists rendition below.)

Now don't let
 the appearance of the blender fool you. It is by far the most serious blender ever made. Look at all the buttons on the thing. Buttons are directly proportional to the amount of SERIOUS BUSINESS something has. Don't believe me? Put some fruit in the thing and push the button all the way to the right and watch what happens.

(Science.)

What's next!?!? Stay tuned to find out!