The Crock Pot Of Justice!

IT FINALLY HAPPENED! After an (almost) full week of waiting, I made my first trade today. Say goodbye to the most epic teapot, and hello to the CROCK POT OF JUSTICE!

(Welcome to hell.)

Now I'm not saying this is the best crock pot ever, but this is the best crock pot ever. Just look at it. You could FIGHT CRIME with this crock pot. Or make some seriously gnarly chili. Or both. I don't really care.

I would like to thank my friend Tiffany for trading with me! Now, normally I would post a picture of us trading, but we were both at work at the time, so instead, here is an artists rendition of how things went down.

 

Thanks for being awesome Tiffany.

What will be next? I have no idea. If you're interested in the crock pot, please hit me up, but only if you are ready to be seriously awesome.

The Most Epic Teapot

My name is Keith, and I like to party.

Originally from Boston, I've lived most of my life in Florida, and currently spend my time as an art student in St. Petersburg, Fl. I really love the ocean. I love going to the beach and spending the whole day just doing beach stuff. I also love traveling. I travel constantly. I want to see the world and take pictures of everything. 

(That's me doing ocean things.)

Here is the point. I have a question for you. What is the most epic thing in the world? I will give you a hint. It's my teapot. 

And I want to trade it.

To you.

I want to trade it for something a little bit bigger or awesomer. (Yes, awesomer.) What does that mean? Well, what do you have? A toaster? A bike tire? I don't really know.

My goal: a boat. Specifically a sailboat. An awesome one. I want to live on a boat, sail around the world, take pictures and be more epic than any one or any thing that has ever epic-ed before.

If you trade with me, not only will I put you on my blog, I will write a bio for you explaining to the world exactly how awesome you are. (Which would be EXTREMELY AWESOME.) If you're interested in trading with me, please hit me up with an email at themostepicteapot@gmail.com.